Holy Crap! I'm getting old! NOOOOOO!

by gilwarrior 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • gilwarrior
    gilwarrior

    Today I just came to a shocking discovery! I realized that in a year and a half I'll be 30 years old! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    "I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."

    William H. Macy - "Magnolia"

  • chezza
    chezza

    Oh yeah i hated turning thirty and now in less than three years i will be fourty, oh god please help me not be 40

  • D wiltshire
    D wiltshire

    Gil,

    It happens to us all.

    Join the Watchtower or you will die.
    Only Jehovah's Witnesses have the TRUTH all other religions EVIL and from the Devil.
    You must beleive the Watchtower or you're going to die a painful death forever, isn't that really GOOD NEWS?
  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    Face it Gil. Time will fly by now. Nothing you can do to stop it either. Bwaaaaaahahahahahaha

    I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.
  • larc
    larc

    Gil,

    Just notice, in the next year and the half, how your hair starts falling out, your sex drive diminishes, your memory falters, and you can't find your car keys. Yes, it is all over for you.

  • heathen
    heathen

    I agree that getting old sucks

  • cornish
    cornish

    On Saturday I will be 40,my only regret as I reach my 4rth decade is that I wish I left that cult before 1996 when I was 34 and had more of my lost youth.

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    30? Old? ROFLMAO! I hated being 39. Made me feel like Jack Benny and lying.

    Once I hit fifty, I started county differently. Now, I am just plenty three.

    If God's Spirit is filling a Kingdom Hall, how is it that Satan can manuever the ones within that Kingdom Hall at the same time?

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