wear a cross for protection

by Honeybucket 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • Honeybucket
    Honeybucket

    The Holy Cross will protect you from vampires and Jehovahs Witnesses

  • Christ Alone
    Christ Alone

    Eh...I was never scared by the cross as a jw. I just thought, "what an idiot that thinks Jesus was killed on a cross. Don't they know their history?" Little did I know that they did know their history and I was the one that did not...

  • EntirelyPossible
    EntirelyPossible

    And fun. Don't forget that one.

  • THE GLADIATOR
    THE GLADIATOR

    Yeah but don't forget to attach a blade to it!

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Wear it for bling.

    S

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    well, I admit it might be useful for poking into someone's eyes, but not very attractive to wear.

  • Kosonen
    Kosonen

    There is no holy cross!

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    I would wear it, along w my satanic medalion and ankh, at least when i wanted some bling. Lessee, that would give me protection from vampires, jesus, demons and egyptians.

    S

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