"Lazy Jehovah's Witness" memes

I actually found these already made:

middle song during the meeting mandatory bathroom break - Lazy Jehovahs Witness

music starts before the assembly session ten more minutes to - Lazy Jehovahs Witness

met service time national average new record - Lazy Jehovahs Witness

studies watchtower during the talk - Lazy Jehovahs Witness

out in service all day goes home to masturbate to midget por - Lazy Jehovahs Witness

fuck me this is boring i only stay for free food at the gat - Lazy Jehovahs Witness

smokes weed sleeps at meeting - Lazy Jehovahs Witness

my children are smoking cigarettes i wont counsel them i - Lazy Jehovahs Witness

ha never seen that one before.
"scumbag circuit overseer" is also pretty good.