I was heading to work today and I ran across a man holding a Bible, not a Witness. He tried to start preaching to me, but I was moving away and not responding. He kept talking and asking questions. I tried to be nice, only because I did not want to make a scene in front of the whole shopping center. I told him I was not interested, but as we know this does not seem to sink in with many.
Well I opened my store and left him outside. I was working and getting things done, when suddenly he walked into my store and told me God told him I needed to pray with him. I told him I did not see anyone talking to him. Well he said God talks to him inside, to which I told him, "that is a mental disease and he needs help, I am not going to do something just because a voice in his head told him too." I have to admit, I was laughing when I said that. Well he asked me if I believe in Jesus, to which I said "no" and he starts acting like he is going to faint. I told him to get out the Oscars will judge his acting for next year and perhaps he will win. He left, but he told me to turn the temp in my store up so that I get used to the heat of hell.
I was laughing so hard during this time, as this man is a complete joke. Do you ever have things like this happen though, and wonder what people thought of you when you were out door-to-door? I mean we think about that at times, but when you are right there you have to really think about it. Of course, the answer is ... they thought we were brainwashed cult freaks. Sad thing is we looked like that.
