While cleaning up my desk to make room for new garbage, I came up with this e-mail that was sent to me by my brother-in-law (non-witness) policeman and I thought I would share it with you for a twist in the action. Please bear with me.
"This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride.
He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding. After he stood there and watched the people's reaction for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F---you!" He turned to the bride and said, "F----you!", and then turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,"I'm out of here." He had the marriage annulled first thing Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as if nothing was wrong.
His revenge? making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for guests for the wedding and reception. Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputation in front of all their friends and their entire families. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might see one of those MasterCard "Priceless commercials" out of this?
Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests? $32,000
Photographs for the wedding? $3,000
Deluxe honeymoon accomodations in Maui for two weeks? $8,500
The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of the Bride and Best Man having sex? PRICELESS"
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