There are witnesses knocking my door right now

not bitter

They know I'm here and have just knocked a 2nd time but I'm in my pyjamas and its Saturday morning so I'm not answering
not bitter

Now I wished I'd got dressed earlier.
THE GLADIATOR

Go on you could pop out for a moment and scare them away.
not bitter

They are still stood there. Obviously getting in their time
not bitter

I'm too chicken. They've gone now. I wish I was brave
alanv

Probably best advice for any ex witness, is to have something prepared before they get to your door. Something maybe you feel strongly about, and know they have no proper answer to. Oh and keep your dressing gown handy. lol
rebel8
For next time, be prepared.
1. Insert vampire fangs from Halloween store.
2. Put a few drops of fake blood from Halloween store at the corners of your mouth.
3. Answer the door with a smile and invite them in for a drink.
No courage needed.
finally awake

strip down and answer the door naked, they don't usually hang around long if you do that
just Ron

ROTFLOL
just Ron