The "What if somebody from the board dies" thread got me thinking, what kind of funeral service I would like.. Now this isn't for everyone, so if you're one of those people that really is serious despite an occasional joke by the book then it's probably not for you. Just don't project anything into it - I'm not depressed and I'm not gonna kill myself, if you need to project something just assume I'm stupid or whatever. For the rest of you, I'd just like to share this because chances are we'll never meet and it's unlikely that you'd even find out I died.
So here's what I have so far - theme music - so far all Spinal Tap songs. First, I figure I'll have a few words recorded, in the background can be "Listen to the Flower People". When the casket is lowered the last half of "Hell Hole" would be playing, and at the reception of course you have to have "Cups and Cakes".
If anyone is interested in lyrics they can look it up here: http://www.getlyrics.com/alphabet.php?Letter=S&Artist=Spinal+Tap