ATD--At the doctor's
BFF--best friends funeral
BTW--bring my wheelchair
BYOT--bring your own teeth
CBM--covered by medicare
DWI--driving while incontinent
FWIW---forgot where I was
GHA---got hearthburn again
LOL--living on Lipitor
TOT--texting on the toilet
GGLKI--gotta go, laxative kicking in!!