Pope Resigns - Officials state he is practicing to say "I'm Going to Disneyland" in 53 languages

RubaDub

At least that's the rumor.
Rub a Dub
AnnOMaly

That's Chinese whispers for you. I heard it was Memphis.
TTWSYF

Just one pope left before Jesus returns [according to the published prophesies of St. Malachy of the 12th century]
dc
straightshooter

Why can't the GB retire when they can't function anymore? No they are in fear of their successors. Also they do not like Disneyland, for the GB love to be at Bethel.
At least the pope knows when to retire.
designs

His announced plans are to retire (hide out) in a Convent.
Honeybucket

Oh great scott, I can see it now!
There is going to be some brouhaha about this is one of the bibles prophecy's and a deffinate sign that The Big A is very very near. It wont be too long before Christendom has completely fallen and Babylon the Great will start going after Jah's chosen people.
Ya know, shit happens. why does every little thing that happens in the world have to confirm their stupid beliefs?