JUST SAY NO!
by kenpodragon 7 Replies latest jw friends
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KD
ALL RIGHT!!!!!
Almost fell off the chair laughing. Maybe get some posters for next year!
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Ranchette
LOL,I love that Photo.
I would have said no if I had actually recieved an invitation.
They all know where we live and they have our phone # too.
I think they know better plus they think we are Satan's spawn.How sad, I think I will cry on my pillow all night.
NOT!!!Ranchette
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Marilyn
WARNING: Memorial invites may lead to chronic meeting attendance, accute need to knock on doors, episodic periods of self loathing due to not doing enough, periodic shunning of innocent people, an aversion to normalcy, intermittent doubts followed by excessive prayers and avid reading of WT literature to reinforce disease criteria. Symptoms may last from months to years or in some cases indefinately with no known cure.
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plmkrzy
kenpodragon
guess you missed it.
"I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory
styx
Some happy,some sad"
This one most definitely Happy -
kenpodragon
"guess you missed it. "
Five years now
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Quotes
This is funny at two levels. Let's say you have a large poster of this in your house. If your JW relatives by some miracle see it and get offended, act really surprised:
"Gee, I haven't been to memorial in a long time, but I seemed to remember that we were not supposed to actually partake. Really then, non partaking is part of (your) JW beliefs. Would you like your own JW beliefs "just say no" poster?"
(of course, you would have to remove the last three words for this to work: "to memorial invites".)
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D wiltshire
kenpodragon,
Great poster, I would have like to have that to parade out side the KH before the memorial.
Join the Watchtower or you will die.
Only Jehovah's Witnesses have the TRUTH all other religions EVIL and from the Devil.
You must beleive the Watchtower or you're going to die a painful death forever, isn't that really GOOD NEWS?