Just for fun: April 2013 Convention Reminders

by pixel 9 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  pixel

  I'm feeling like sharing stupid things from the WT/GB/FDS, so here it is (underline mine):

  From the April 2013 KM: 2013 Distric Convention Reminders (No theme yet):

  During the Program: If possible, care for restroom needs before the start of the session. (Go to the restroom kids!). [...] avoid eating or drinking during the program.

  After the Program Concludes Each Day: Do not stay late. Go to bad early enough to get sufficient rest. (Go to the bed early kids!)

  There you have it. Just these lines so you can se how control freak the WT/GB/FDS are.

  Take care. Pix.
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  vajeni82

  You forgot to tell us not to make soup in our coffee pots!
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  Open mind

  Any prohibitions on firin' up the barbie in the hotel room?

  om
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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  Just wear Depends so the bathroom lines and going during the program aren't an issue.

  Go to sleep early enough during the session so that you can be well-rested for having fun after the lame DC program.
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  RubaDub

  Don't pee in the pool and don't poop in the sinks.

  Rub a Dub
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  WTWizard

  Even simpler. Just don't go at all.
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  yourmomma

  is the bathroom thing new? that seems like its more crazy than usual.
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  wasblind

  FOOD AT THE PROPER TIME: ( 1 ) When to use the restroom ( 2 ) How to use toilet paper ( 3 ) When to flush the toilet
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  Open mind

  A few years ago we attended a Circuit Assembly where the chairman, whose remarks are always 100% scripted from the CO, informed the audience why hand washing after using the restrooms is recommended.

  om
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  BU2B

  Nothing can top the decree that now you have to wear your badge going to the DC too, and you have to dress up the day you arrive at the hotel, shorts and non collared shirts are not dignified and fitting for Jehovahs people.. More controlling every year. Its all about appearances with them, cleansing the outside of the cup/dish.