I know it may not mean anything to the boys in Brooklyn but it's therapeutic. Thinking of sending in on the anniversary of my dunking, May 30.
I hereby declare my baptism null and void on the primary grounds that I took this action before I reached the legal age of consent. Secondary grounds include lack of full disclosure of the terms involved. Subsequently, the disfellowship proceedings and any letters asking for reinstatement that I may have written are also null and void.
I demand a copy of any and all correspondence and records that you have relating to my baptism, disfellowshipping, and letters asking for reinstatement. I demand that afterwards, you remove any and all of my personal data from your present records and archives. I am to be considered as a worldly person and should be treated as such.
I just wanted it to be short and sweet. Regardless of what they say, my baptism is already null and void and I will no longer refer to myself as disfellowshipped.