Jehovahs witnesses make best secret agents

by sleepy 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • sleepy
    sleepy

    Jehovahs witnesses would make the best secret agents any government has ever seen.

    Why?Is it their intellectual skills?
    Their vast amount of knowledge?
    Loyalty?
    People skills?
    Technology skills?

    No none of these.

    Its just most of them are experts at leading a double life already.

  • Fredhall
    Fredhall

    I'm spying on you Sleepy.

  • Rags
    Rags

    Sleepy..that is so true...lol..i remember when i was younger and they were spying on me smoking and stuff and also i remember some friends who would be out screwing with their boyfriends and then act like saints and tell other girls off for just looking at a man in an ungodly way!!!
    They would make good spies also huh?? Man oh man would they ever!!!
    Rags

  • SYN
    SYN

    You're so right you don't even know it.


    [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!

  • greven
    greven

    I guess 95% do not live the life they proclaim to live...

    can you blame them?

    "Fear is strange soil. Mainly it grows obedience like corn, which grows in rows and makes weeding easy. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground."
    -from "Small Gods" by Terry Pratchett-

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