This came to me in an email, from a msn community JW site, is this bullshit or what?
The maker of all human beings is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, because of a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This has been caused by a malfunction in the original prototype units, code names Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S-I-N because it is primarily displayed by loss of moral judgment.
Some other symptoms include:
(1) Loss of direction
(2) Foul vocal emissions
(3) Amnesia of origin
(4) Lack of peace and joy
(5) Selfish or violent behavior
(6) Depression or confusion in the mental component
(7) Fearfulness
(8) Idolatry
The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault, is providing factory-authorized repair and service, free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The number for the recall station in your area is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by pressing:
R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E.
Next, download J-E-H-O-V-A-H into the heart.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, JEHOVAH guarantees replacement with:
(1) Love
(2) Joy
(3) Peace
(4) Long-suffering
(5) Kindness
(6) Goodness
(7) Faith
(8) Mildness
(9) Self-control
Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of these remedies in maintaining your unit in good working order.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction voids the manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous and dangerous to list. This will ultimately result in the human unit becoming permanently disabled.
For free emergency service, please call:
J-E-H-O-V-A-H, free of charge 7 days a week, 24 hours a day.
"Trust in Jehovah, you people, for all times, for in Jah Jehovah is theRock of times indefinite." Isaiah 26:4