This is BS.....

by butalbee 7 Replies latest social humour

  • butalbee
    butalbee

    This came to me in an email, from a msn community JW site, is this bullshit or what?

    The maker of all human beings is recalling all units
    manufactured, regardless of make or year, because of a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

    This has been caused by a malfunction in the original prototype units, code names Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

    This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S-I-N because it is primarily displayed by loss of moral judgment.

    Some other symptoms include:

    (1) Loss of direction

    (2) Foul vocal emissions

    (3) Amnesia of origin

    (4) Lack of peace and joy

    (5) Selfish or violent behavior

    (6) Depression or confusion in the mental component

    (7) Fearfulness

    (8) Idolatry

    The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault, is providing factory-authorized repair and service, free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The number for the recall station in your area is:
    P-R-A-Y-E-R.

    Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by pressing:
    R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E.

    Next, download J-E-H-O-V-A-H into the heart.

    No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, JEHOVAH guarantees replacement with:

    (1) Love

    (2) Joy

    (3) Peace

    (4) Long-suffering

    (5) Kindness

    (6) Goodness

    (7) Faith

    (8) Mildness

    (9) Self-control

    Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of these remedies in maintaining your unit in good working order.

    WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction voids the manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous and dangerous to list. This will ultimately result in the human unit becoming permanently disabled.

    For free emergency service, please call:
    J-E-H-O-V-A-H, free of charge 7 days a week, 24 hours a day.

    "Trust in Jehovah, you people, for all times, for in Jah Jehovah is theRock of times indefinite." Isaiah 26:4

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Well spotted! Total BS.

  • LB
    LB

    Well butal aren't you lucky you're on that mailing list.


    Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    I thought it was pretty funny.

    especially (2) Foul vocal emissions It's been a while since I've takin' my mouth in for a smog check. I do know it's been running fairly smooth though lately.

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    Buta.
    Aint that sweet?
    The brothers and sisters are just sendin ya a little encouragement and showin how much they luv you.

  • SYN
    SYN

    Hey Butal, you just got some New Light! Cool! Enjoy! (NOT)

    Well this I guess is the price of being a member of one of these lame Dub chatrooms. Have they said anything juicy about us Apostates here on the REAL INTERNET yet?


    [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!

  • teejay
    teejay

    Butalbee,

    Don't take it too serious! It's kinda cute... I guess.

    I get emails like that sometimes from a couple of Christian fundies (friends and relatives), telling me what god is going to do for me one day. Sometimes they have something worth remembering but usually I just delete 'em. Don't get bent outta shape!

  • butalbee
    butalbee

    I made the mistake of joining their little online community over at msn, cuz I was curious as to what was going on in there, couldn't access site unless you're a member, so.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,now I am getting bombarded w/ this crap every day in the masses.....so which means that this wonderful crap that they send me, which I am so heartfully blissful to be recieving, I will most likely be posting here, for all to enjoy............LOL.

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