I considered these but in the end thought better of it
1. Purchased by the WTS - a nice big official looking notice that the WTS had made an offer I couldn't resist for the forum and I had sold it to them ...
2. A single post visible saying "oh dear ... I deleted everythoing by mistake, please re-register and re-post anything of value"
3. Change the user titles to things like "interested on, publisher, elder, GB" etc ... OR "no life, obsessive poster" etc ...
If you did something like that, I would probably have slit both my wrists before I realized it was a joke...argh...you should still do that to the logo tho - "Jehovahs-Witness.com - Copyright 2002 WTBTS"
OUCH!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!