Sorry for the cut and paste but they say it better than I can. Anyway I typed in "god diagnosed with npd" and this is some of what came up.
http://link.springer.com/article/10.1007%2Fs11089-008-0139-9?LI=true#page-1
God Diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder
This article endorses the contention that God suffers from a mental disorder, but challenges J. Henry Jurgens’ diagnosis of bipolar disorder as reported in The Onion (“God diagnosed with bipolar disorder”, 2001 ) and proposes narcissistic personality disorder instead. It uses the diagnostic criteria for narcissistic personality disorder from The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders—DSM-IV (American Psychiatric Association, Washington, DC, 1994) and various biblical citations in support of this diagnosis. It rejects the idea that a major personality change is reflected in the New Testament and claims that God did not experience a major transformation of his narcissistic personality structure as described by Heinz Kohut (Forms and transformations of narcissism, in A. P. Morrison, Ed., Essential papers on narcissism, pp. 61–87, New York University Press, New York, 1966/1986 ). However, it concludes that God’s creativity accounts for the stability of his narcissistic personality structure and helps to explain his lack of empathy toward human beings.
http://monicks.net/2011/03/05/gods-npd/
DISCLAIMER: By no means this article is intended to provide medical advice, professional diagnosis, opinion, treatment or services to you or to any other individual. If you believe you have a medical emergency, you should immediately call 911 or your physician.
Sorry about that, but it was necessary. You wouldn’t believe what people are willing to consider as real. Oh, wait!
OK, let’s do this. Please bear with me as I elaborate on the reasons for such a statement.
So, all we need is to check only five items in the diagnostic criteria and we’ve got a mental patient, right?
Let us review this list of symptoms, summarized by The Mayo Clinic Staff:
Narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by dramatic, emotional behavior, in the same category as antisocial and borderline personality disorders.
Narcissistic personality disorder symptoms may include:
- Believing that you’re better than others ? “I am Yahweh, your God.”
- Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness ? “I created you and the whole world, in seven six days, and everything was good.“
- Exaggerating your achievements or talents ? Exaggerating to the point of lying: “I exist. I am perfect and omnipotent. I live in heaven.”
- Expecting constant praise and admiration ????? “Worship me and only me, or you will feel my wrath.“
- Believing that you’re special and acting accordingly. ? “I am God almighty. I am the one and only God.“
- Failing to recognize other people’s emotions and feelings. ????? “Don’t ever question me or my authority.“
- Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans ? “I love you, and you have to love me so that we can live happily together for all eternity.“
- Taking advantage of others. ??????????? You have to kill in my name. Wage war in my name. Cut off family members in my name. Punish and kill children in my name. Discriminate against homosexuals, non-believers and women in in my name. Spread my word and convert others so I have more power. Do all this in the name of God. Because I say so.“
- Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior. ??? “You are all sinners.“
- Being jealous of others. ? “Worship me and only me. You shall have no other gods before me.“
- Believing that others are jealous of you. ?
- Trouble keeping healthy relationships ? “I can remain silent for another two thousand years. I don’t have to prove that I exist. Don’t tempt me. Or else.“
- Setting unrealistic goals. ??? Right, like Noah’s Ark, and… remember the rapture promise?
- Being easily hurt and rejected ????? Of course! That’s why he turned right to genocide. He was butt-hurt by humanity!
- Having a fragile self-esteem ??? “Worship me, or you will burn in hell for all eternity.”
- Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional. Well, if he ever *appeared* I’m sure I’d have to check this one too.
Narcissistic personality disorder crosses the border of healthy confidence and self-esteem into thinking so highly of yourself that you put yourself on a pedestal.
Doesn’t look good for god, does it. I think I’ve made my point.
I’m only half joking, If we were really serious about these mental illnesses, god would probably fall into several other borderline personality disorders. The least that you can tell by reading the bible, is that god was bipolar. Back then. When he allegedly did things. You know, he’s been really quiet for quite some time.