My Psychiatrist

by Mum 7 Replies latest social humour

  • Mum
    Mum

    So, I went to see my psychiatrist the other day. She asked me, "Does anyone in your family suffer from mental illness?"

    I replied, "No, actually we all enjoy it!"

  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool

    What did she say then?

  • rubadubdub
    rubadubdub

    My sister says she loves it when her cat Jimmy talks to her.

  • finally awake
    finally awake

    My therapist says insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids.

  • yadda yadda 2
    yadda yadda 2

    I went to my psychiatrist totally naked and wrapped in Gladwrap. He said "I can plainly see you're nuts".

  • rubadubdub
    rubadubdub

    finally awake wrote:

    My therapist says insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids.

    My hubby bethelyellowdollarbag always quoted his dad on that one: "You get the kids you deserve."

    My response: "Why did I get the kids you deserve?"

  • glenster
  • DesirousOfChange
    DesirousOfChange

    "My husband roosts out in the bushes in front of the house. He thinks he's a chicken."

    "Why don't you call a shrink and get some help for him?"

    "We need the eggs."

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