You Might Be a Jehovah’s Witness if…

by StinkyPantz2.0 9 Replies latest social humour

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  StinkyPantz2.0

  

  If a “pioneer” is not a stereo.

  If “new light” never requires batteries.

  If a “tract” has nothing to do with land.

  If the “new system” isn’t a car stereo.

  If a “great crowd” isn’t an easy to please audience.

  If “the friends” are people you may or may not know.

  If you can have a “Bible study” without pulling out a Bible.

  If “Memorial Day” isn’t in May.

  If “starting your time” has nothing to do with getting paid or going to prison.

  If you spent five days at a baseball stadium, and never saw a single pitch.

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  cobaltcupcake

  I love those!
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  LisaRose

  Very funny. Sometimes I forget how odd dubs are to the rest of the world.
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  Mum

  You could start a career as a comedienne with this list. Jeff Foxworthy would envy your wit!
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  NewYork44M

  ...If you have seven new suits and you work as a window cleaner. (I take no credit for this, it was from my aunt who is a diehard jw and was proud of this description).
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  Oubliette

  If you are a poolman, a janitor or a window cleaner but own more than three suits!
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  Zordino

  I've read some of your website. Polyamour whaaat??? What kind of children would come out of a dysfuctional arrangment like that? Not to mention it being like living as animals! This is what I mean when I say that the WT Warp's some people's minds so that even wen they are out out of the dellusion, they get into other weird stuff. Why can't we just be civilized and faithfull to each other (monogamy) regardless of our religous beliefs!
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  finally awake

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/social/humour/221711/1/You-may-be-a-jw-if

  just Ron
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  JW GoneBad

  You might be a Jehovah's Witness if you're having to make continual adjustments, produce updates and come up with new understandings to your beliefs in your publications!
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  JW GoneBad

  You might be a Jehovah's Witness if you find yourself confused and not able to defend your faith due to WT's many doctrinal adjustments, updates and new understanding.