by RunningMan 3 Replies latest social humour
Of all places, I recently found a joke about JW's at www.skeptic.com, which showed up in a debate between Michael Shermer and Hugh Ross.
What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an athiest? Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
Just thought I would let you know that they're thinking about us.
ok....so then I'll do this one:
Did you hear about the insomniac-agnostic-dyslexic?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." ~Voltaire
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." ~Voltaire
Hmmm...
Satan
Santa
Both names spelled with the same letters - just slightly rearranged.
Both dress in red.
Both laugh a lot
You never see the two of them together...
Hmmmmm... can't help but wonder.
"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
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