by sleepy 7 Replies latest jw friends
I'm not sure what you call them elsewhere, but has anyone tried getting on a TV show where they debate different subjects.
In Britian we have Kilroy on BBC in morning and anthor one on ITV.
Every now and then they do one on the subject of cults etc.
Maybe some of us could write to one of these shows and try and get on .
That's a great idea Sleepy, I would volunteer to go on.
There's just one problem; JWs wouldn't show up because they're either too chicken or too obedient to the 'mother' organisation which stipulates that under no circumstances should you engage with apostates in a debate.
I carnt see many Jw's going on , but remember they are getting more rebelious.
At least we could get our side of the story across.
There was a programe about 4 years ago on channel 4, that followed the lives of some witness families, they even filmed them on the ministry and in an assembly.
I remember the mother of one of the families blaming Satan for their car breaking down.
Good witness that was.
I remember the mother of one of the families blaming Satan for their car breaking down.
Oh yeah, I remember that, something about Satan stopping her from getting to the meeting! LOL.
The point is though that most of the talk shows require both sides of the story, so you need some JWs to make a debate possible.
Huh? You talking to me?
"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
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Yeah, I was on Jerry Springer before. The topic was NYMPHOMANIA. I really fit in...........
Well, it certainly would be fun if we could appear on Jerry Springer with one of the GB members from the Watchtower and Fred Hall.
APOSTATE PANEL: Xena, Megadude, Elsewhere, Alan F.
SPRINGER: Okay. We've heard from the Ex-JWs. Let's bring out Governing Body member Ted Jaracz and dedicated JW Fred Hall.
AUDIENCE: BOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Megadude leaps up out of his chair to punch Jaracz.)
AUDIENCE: YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHH!
(Stage guard Steve restrains Megadude in punishing headlock while he continues to flail.)
JARACZ: (waving Watchtower emphatically) YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME. SHADDUP YOU WORLDLY WICKED PEOPLE! SHADDUP! YOU'LL PAY AT ARMAGEDDON! PAY I SAY!
FRED HALL: Meow! Meow! Hisssssss! Hisssssss!
AUDIENCE: YOU'RE A CULT! YOU'RE A CULT!!!
(Elsewhere gets down on all fours allowing Alan F. to use him as a springboard to catapult himself over the stage guards and does a full body hit into the shocked Governing Body member Jaracz.)
AUDIENCE: YEEEEEEEAHHHHHH!
(Jaracz goes down like a 50 pound bag of flour. Alan makes Jaracz eat his own Watchtower. Is pounced on by four burly stage hands.)
AUDIENCE: KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS!
(Megadude bites Steve. Steve responds by cutting off Mega's air supply. Mega goes unconscious. Elsewhere punches Fred Hall in the stomach. Fred pukes up a hairball.)
(Xena flashes audience.)
AUDIENCE: YEEEEEEEAAAAH!!!!!!
SPRINGER: (Sheepishly grins.)
ROFLMAO @ Megadude
I think you have to be a cross dressing lesbian transvestite nazi midget to get on the Springer show these days.
"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
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