I think they would re-word this today !

by Splash 2 Replies latest social humour

  • Splash
    Splash

    Unintended innuendo - made me laugh anyway!

    *** w87 5/1 p. 24 Looking Back Over 93 Years of Living ***

    One Saturday night in the spring of 1913, Albert had gone to bed early in the dormitory of the YMCA, where he was living while working in Chicago. Later, his roommate burst into the room to explain a difficulty. He was invited that night to the home of a Mr. and Mrs. Hindman, and their daughter Nora was to have a girlfriend there at the house. Two girls would be too much for Albert’s roommate to handle by himself. With alacrity, Albert rose to the occasion.

    Splash

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    LOL!!!!

    Old Albert.. the generation that will not pass away...

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    There are so many problems for WT in this short paragraph:

    1. the YMCA: Obviously, Albert has aligned himself with a false religious organization and has compromised his Christian neutrality. Albert must be disfellowshipped immediately.

    2. and their daughter Nora was to have a girlfriend: It seems perhaps Nora could be a lesbian. She has not read the recent "Young People Ask" article entitled, " Can a Girl and a Girl Just Be Friends?"

    3. Two girls would be too much for Albert’s roommate to handle by himself.: Why is Albert's friend associating, not with just one girl, but two? Does Albert's friend have a chaperone with them at all times? Does he intend to marry one of the girls? Has he read the recent "Young People Ask" article entitled, "Can A Boy and a Girl(s) Just Be Friends?"

    4. Albert rose to the occasion: Why is Albert supporting a possibly inappropriate relationship between two girls, one girl and one boy, or between one boy and two girls? Why is Albert possibly sporting a woody? Doesn't he know that woodys lead to masterbation, and masterbation leads to homosexuality? This happens more often than one thinks (YY ch.5, p.39).

    Albert has not read and applied the recent "Young People Ask" article entitled, " Can Two Boys and Two Girls, Or One Boy and Two Girls, Or Two Girls Only, Or Two Boys And One Girl, Or One Boy And His Woody Just Be Friends?"

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