Dear Mugs Brothers
Donate donate don't procrastinate
Give us more and don't be late
What you give is never enough
Makes your life hard? That just tough
Contribute with all your might
or become a bethelite
Don't leave an assembly, pockets full
Put all in the box and watch us drool
We need those heavy travel expenses
to give Zone talks and bring all to their senses
Let's go round the world once more time
It's really fun (when you know it's a crime!)
Catch us eating plain old cake
Oh no, we can have 5 star steak
Treat us like Kings, don't stumble
We are The Slave, so discreet and humble
Giving to us is giving to Jehovah
So you should do it over and over
Don't think that your money will be waste
We will make sure it is used ...in haste
Thanks for the funds that we can use
to further kingdom interests (and buy our Gucci shoes)
Don't hesitate to donate
remember ...we just hate to wait.
with Christian Love from the Governing Body