I hate my job too

Please send me money.

Please semd me money.

Please send me money.

chezza

Please give me a job, please give me a job!!!!!!!!

ozziepost

Wassa matter, Pris? Don't you like the new 'Donation Arrangement'?

Cheers,
Ozzie

"If our hopes for peace are placed in the hands of imperfect people, they are bound to evaporate."

- Ron Hutchcraft Surviving the Storms of Stress

Nah, the "Donation Arrangement" isn't working. People aren't donating like they used to, so more blatent requests for mo' money have to be put into place.... kinda like how the Society asks for mo' money, eh?

ozziepost

Don't ya just love those November Watchtowers?

Don't forget to list your jewels to bequeath to the Borg!

Cheers,
Ozzie

"If our hopes for peace are placed in the hands of imperfect people, they are bound to evaporate."

- Ron Hutchcraft Surviving the Storms of Stress

Elsewhere

Prisca,

You are going about this all wrong... you have to start convincing people that you are one of the following:

1. God
2. Son (daughter) of God
2. A prophet
3. Someone with a direct line of communication with God

Any one will do - just pick the one that best meets your circumstances. Then start convincing people that you know god's will and need them do things for you and donate money to help fulfill god's will. Hell, the WTBTS and David Koresh did it, along with countless others!

NOTE: Following this path may require you to martyr yourself.

"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
<x ><

TR

Sorry, Prisca. I'm colorblind. Your big colorful words mean nothing to me.

TR

AWWWWW, CRAP!

happy man

And who much do you want,?

I hate my job too

Please send me money.

"If our hopes for peace are placed in the hands of imperfect people, they are bound to evaporate."

"If our hopes for peace are placed in the hands of imperfect people, they are bound to evaporate."

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