Preacher Boy! The Movie!

by HarryMac 2 Replies latest jw friends

  • HarryMac
    HarryMac

    Preacher Boy! The Movie!

    Scene 1: A sad, tall, solitary figure trudges through the snow up to a Blockbuster Video store in a strip mall that could have been anywhere. He presses his nose up against the glass so he can see past the 'Closed' sign into the abandoned interior.

    *start music: Cher - If I could turn back time

    He wipes away a solitary tear falling down his right cheek... the grimace is slowly transformed into a subtle smile.

    As the camera from the overhead helicopter zooms out he begins dancing around with face in full smile mode, arms high and spinning around.

    *Fade to black.

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    @Vidiot: You doin' scene 2?

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    Part 2: Fade up:

    TITLE CARD: "5 years earlier..."

    EXT: the same video rental store from the intro It's daytime and sunny; and the store is obviously open, but few patrons are entering or leaving.

    INT: The store JOHNNY, a handsome (albeit naive-looking) young man (the tall, sad figure from the intro) is browsing the store. He passes by the New Release, Drama, Action, Horror, and Comedy sections, and heads straight to the Family section, making a pointed effort to avoid even glancing in the direction of the *gasp* ADULT section entrance.

    The Family section has nothing that interests him, however, and he sighs dramatically in disappointment. Before too long (and despite his best efforts), his gaze can't help but drift to the Adult aection entrance, and he takes a tentative step in that direction.

    As he steps closer, all background noise seems to fade away except the sound of his own footsteps, but just as he reaches for the door...

    ...an unbelievably gorgeous woman approximately 10 years older than Johnny steps out and bumps into him, spilling the rental selections she was carrying all over the floor. Her name is (SISTER) ADAIR.

    JOHNNY: Oof!

    SISTER ADAIR: Oh, my God!

    Acting far more embarrassed than most people would, and avoiding each others' gaze, they both bend over to pick up the spilled videos, and bump heads.

    JOHNNY: Ow!

    SISTER ADAIR: Jesus!

    As Johnny passes the videos to her, they take their first real look at each other and realize, to their shock, that they KNOW EACH OTHER!

    JOHNNY: Sister Adair?????

    SISTER ADAIR: Brother Mason???!!!

    End of Part 2

  • HarryMac
    HarryMac

    LOL and more lulz!

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