by frankiespeakin 8 Replies latest jw friends
Never contribute any money to the KH or Corporation. Make them loose money any way you can. Make them pay for forcing you to come against your will.
At conventions use lot of paper goods(don't worry about saving the forests) at the WT expence anything to cause them to loose money. Never volunteer your labor, give lousy presentations at the doors, sneak in stuff to wake people up in your talks, be subtle, be stealthy,etc...
Are you advocating using more than one paper towel after washing your hands at the DC?
You dastardly apostates have stooped to a new low!
I did a bit of that. But let's face it, the magazines are only worth pennies at most, and there's a limit to how many orders for large books and deluxe Bibles they'll fulfil.
I was also thinking of a way to tap into the sound system durring the meetings(conventions, KH, etc) to play perecorded messages about tatt. Anybody got any ideas on how to do it? I remember hearing CB radio comunications durring meetings over the sound system so I'm thinking there is a way.
Make up time and placements in FS reports. Don't book rooms in Society recomendation list of hotels. Clap at inappropriate times and clap out of sink with the rest use sycopated rythms. Sing the Kingdom songs out of tune and time. Fall asleep at meetings and snore loudly.
Use subtle complaints about anything to make people think. Recomend coffee breaks after 1/2 hour of Corporation sponsored field work get whole car groups to take breaks and enjoy gossiping more that the work assignment.
Look confused or puzzled when public speakers make eye contact with you.
How to make rotten eggs:
http://www.instructables.com/id/Extremely-Annoying-Rotten-Egg-Prank/
rotten eggs smell gives men errections:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/how-the-smell-of-rotten-eggs-makes-men-randy-1635901.html
Scientists take eight transsexuals and a whiff of hydrogen sulphide to begin making an alternative to Viagra.
A malodorous gas behind the smell of rotting eggs has been found to play a key role in giving men erections. Scientists believe the discovery could lead to the development of a male impotence drug to rival Viagra.
Vote No when asked for a show of hands to send kingdom hall funds to the society.
Brings to mind the old joke -
A man is standing below a huge billboard, saying "I can't do it, I've tried but I just can't do it..."
He is looking up at a sign that says "Drink Canada Dry"
Put type written notes in the contribution box stating you had an emergency and borrowed $200 from the box and will pay it back in discreet incriments after Armageddon from the money thrown in the streets by worldy people or a note about the $20,000,000 lawsuit Miss Conti won and explicit instructions about not sending any contribution to the WT until they change their policies to avoid further harm to young people who trusted them.
frankiespeakin - "Never contribute any money to the KH or Corporation. Make them loose money any way you can. Make them pay for forcing you to come against your will. At conventions use lot of paper goods(don't worry about saving the forests) at the WT expence anything to cause them to loose money. Never volunteer your labor, give lousy presentations at the doors, sneak in stuff to wake people up in your talks, be subtle, be stealthy,etc..."
Reminds me of an open letter that was posted on JWN about a year ago from a Conscious Class elder (in response to the Conti Case, I think), swearing to stay in and subvert the WTS by any means he could (i.e., no contributions, raising his kids not not be JWs, subtly encouraging "apostacy" amongst thinking JWs, etc.).
It was really interesting; it almost read like a personal declaration of war.
Buggered if I can find it, now, though.
