new name: Jehovahs QUITnesses.

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at my age I am getting worse and worse at the key board, and
as the million monkeys typing shakesphere eventually,
Quitnesses came up, and i could not open JW.net.
sarahsmile

It is a worthy name.
How did you come up with it?
HarryMac

I like it.
"We're Jehovah's Quitnesses... "
Everybody, sing it with me!!!!
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sarahs grin: come uppance ?
like I said I made a typo when trying to log onto JW.net.
Like the chimps on underwoods coming up with Macbeth.
Fernando

This religion quit telling the truth before it was even born!
J. Hofer

i'm a jehovah's fadeness.
fresh prince of ohio

Ours is the gawd of failed proph-e-ceeeeeeyyyy
OnTheWayOut

Ha. You mean like active JW'S quit thinking, quit questioning, quit paying attention; unless they are able to break the spell WTS has over them and then the quit the religion altogether.
Billy the Ex-Bethelite

And also you have to quit celebrating anything, having a personal identity, and having any ambition when you become a Quitness.