so i recieved one of those prayer mats in the mail. some of you know, the paper one that includes a letter and a self addressed envelope. you pray over it, write a letter and send it back with hopefully a donation.
so i figured id have a little fun. i wrote a letter explaining in details my awfull hemerrhoids and my 3rd degree burns on my ass and genitles.(jerky boys style). i also explained that i had used the prayer mat to wipe off my muddy shoes. "it seems to be working because my socks are holy and my feet are dry. however jesus is starting to look pretty WHIPPED." "please find my enclosed $100.00 bill. if you can not find it please pray harder."
sincearly, sol rosenberg.
true. thought id share that. if i recieve more correspondense, ill add.