Friends, how happy we are to be nearing the date of October 1, 2014! (allow for applause)
Yes, we are soon to commemorate 100 years since the Gentile kings have had their day. We have basked in the blessings of a century of Kingdom rule. What more could we ask for? How thankful we are that our compassionate God has held off the end for so long now so that more can hear the message of the importance of 1914 and especially the conventions in the 1920s that were specially marked in Revelation by trumpet blasts! What a grand privilege we have to tell the world about these earth-shaking events from the 1920s lest the world somehow not be aware of them! (allow for applause)
*gag*
In all seriousness, how will Mother Watchtower commemorate this date? They’re in kind of a tough position. This ancient date has to be an embarrassment but can they really ignore the centennial anniversary? Will they have a special Watchtower that month? Will it contain reinforcement of the overlapping generation nonsense or perhaps bring out the 120 year Noah insinuation and highlight 2034?
I would hope the passing of this date would cause a few to think about what they really believe and how tying prophecy to this date makes an absolute mockery of the Bible and the whole religion in general.