The Governing Body would like to annouce at this momentous 1914-2014 Divine Love Your Nieghbor's Wife Convention a new Brochure entitled: Don't Make Jehovah Sad If You Know What's Good For You And Your Loved Ones, which will be offered to the public starting in January. We would also like to mention at this time we also have another wonderful provision from Jehovah's Organization one that most if not all want to purchase and here it is for the first time a lovely out of this world head embracing "Neck Pillow" guaranteed to keep you upright at the meeting especially in this deep time of the end and after a hard's day at work washing windows, or sitting in a wheelchair. And Brothers don't we appreciate this wonderful love that the Governing Body have for all you Brothers and Sisters:{clap, clap, clap}. You will be happy to know that these are availible right here at this most glorious convent as well as can be purchase on our new web site for material purchases only at Jehovah's Organization dot Net.
These will cost a mere $50 and a small handling charge of $16 which BTW is a steal. Please be sure to pick one up today.....{clap, clap, clap, clap, clap}
But if you pick one up today the handling fee will be reduced to $8 so do the math brothers and save,,because both our time and our assets should be to praise Jehovah and lift up our heads because deliverence is getting closer and closer.
And let us remember our founder and business tycoon Charles Taze Russell who started life as a rich child and made a small fotune in a chain of haberdashery stores and turned it into a world wide printing business