Special Talk for Dumb And Dumber

by metatron 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    If this organization is going to survive, they MUST get
    dumber and dumber. Otherwise, people will catch on and leave.

    With this truth in mind, I listened to the special talk.

    It's so amusing to hear how self referenced the organization
    is. Whenever proof of some outrageous assertion is needed,
    a Watchtower publication is quickly quoted by the speaker.
    I don't think circular reasoning needs any better example.

    What really strikes me as funny is the way Watchtower quotations
    of scriptures are so badly ripped out of context, that the
    resulting interpretation is created out of pure fantasy.
    Considering that poor confused brothers like Aulicino write
    this stuff, I guess I shouldn't be surprized.

    Example: the brother quotes from 2 Peter 3 about how the
    "heavens and earth" are reserved for fire and how they will
    pass "away with a hissing noise".

    He then quotes from the Watchtower that this hissing sound may
    be the present system being quickly 'whisked away' (whoosh!).

    Even a child could understand the immediate context of
    being "intensely hot" causing sizzling sounds like frying.

    Not a major point, but you have to marvel at how sloppy
    and careless these old men are when you teach them how to
    use a 'cut and paste' function on a PC. Why bother actually
    reading what Peter said?

    On a related note, over at freeminds.org, they have some old
    internal letters (1979) from Bethel detailing the need to
    change printing methods. One reason noted is "turnover" and
    "inexperienced brothers" reducing productivity - imagine
    how this situation has gotten worse over twenty years!

    Yes, the Society is testing the validity of the saying:

    "too stupid to live"

    metatron

  • D wiltshire
    D wiltshire

    Met,

    RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!

    Join the Watchtower or you will die.
    Only Jehovah's Witnesses have the TRUTH all other religions EVIL and from the Devil.
    You must beleive the Watchtower or you're going to die a painful death forever, isn't that really GOOD NEWS?
  • TexSham
    TexSham

    That was a good listen, Metatron, thanks

  • jerome
    jerome

    Texsham

    I gotta say, I break down laughing every time I see your pic.

    What inspired you to get that?

    jerome

    The Bible is a two edged sword wield it for evil and it you may get hurt.

  • LDH
    LDH

    They truly are living their delusion.

    Lisa

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