by hillary_step 5 Replies latest jw friends
Five things I would like to see before my ashes are scattered :
1) Glen Campbell singing ‘The Wichita Lineman’ at the court of Henry VIII.
2) Henry Kissinger dressed in spandex running for a bus.
3) Sergeant Major Mick Jagger.
4) Freepeace giving Tallyman the kiss of life - ‘taste and see that I am good’…lol
5) Ted Jaracz dancing wildly at a ‘rave’.
Any additions? - HS
maybe someone still on the 'inside' could surreptiously feed ted some eckie!!!!!!
come to think of it... the WTS would be a lot better if all the GB were placed on an eckie drip!!!!!
imagine the loving scenes!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
1) Jimmy Swaggart saying "I have sinned," and actually meaning it.
2) Jim Baker and Oral Roberts giving back all the money.
3) Benny Hinn having a massive diarrhea attack in his white suit on live television (while he's trying to "heal" someone).
4) Martha Stewart being bitch-slapped by anyone.
5) Ted Jaracz being tried and convicted of international terrorism.
Farkel
1. George W. Bush competing in a Spelling Bee with 3rd graders.
2. The entire Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses tried and convicted of crimes against humanity including genocide and terrorism, with the subsequent dismantling of the Watchtower Society.
3. NBA and NCAA basketball removed as a sport with national television broadcasts on EVERY DAMN CHANNEL.
4. The government to finally prioritize careers of importance, increasing wages and providing retroactive backpay to all firefighters, paramedics, and police officers while capping the salary of all professional athletes to a median income of the average American citizen.
5. Xena, LDH, flower, butalbee, noidea, lmbue, Prisca, bittermango and whatever other female poster on this board in a massive orgy with me to see how many I can satisfy at once. (ahh wishful thinking)
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Reborn said:
5.. Xena, LDH, flower, butalbee, noidea, lmbue, Prisca, bittermango and whatever other female poster on this board in a massive orgy with me to see how many I can satisfy at once. (ahh wishful thinking)
Would that count as temporary polygamy?
HS,
The last forty years or so, knowing what I know now.
TMS
