Real messages in the Queen Mother Book's of
condolences
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"I think that the Queen Mum and Princess Diana are
our very own Twin Trade Towers. At last we can look the
people of New York in the face".
L.Ward, Mansfield.
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"When Diana died I swore I would never smile again,
but eventually I did.
Now the Queen Mum has gone I vow that I will never
smile for the rest of my life, but I will probably break
that one too".
A.Christie,Hendon.
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"She was one of the old school, all the remaining
royals are shít"
J.Clement. Grantham.
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"I thought she would never die, she has let us all
down very badly"
D.Holmes, Somerset.
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"She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember
one time she was visiting a school and I asked her if she would
like to make a visit to the cloakroom before she left. 'No' she replied, 'I didn't give in to the Nazis and I won't give in to the bladder'. That's how she was, a fighter, who refused to be beaten by anything. She píssed herself later though, it was sickening".
B. Forrester, North Yorkshire.
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"She was a marvelous woman, and a wonderful lover".
L. J.Worthington, Penrith
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"I am absolutely devastated, at least we could have
got the dayoff".
S.Wilson, Bristol.
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"How refreshing to be able to mourn the death of a
member of the Royal family without being accused of being
homosexual".
J. Fletcher, High Wycombe.
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"Her death should act as a warning to others who
think it is cool to experiment with drugs".
E. Franks, Cheshire.
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"On behalf on all blacks, I send the sincerest
condolences".
T.Watson, Ilford.
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"Perhaps if we automated her old golf buggy it could
still drive around The Mall on its own and bring pleasure to the
tourists".
Y. Howell, Slough.
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"Once again the Queen is not upset enough for my
liking, the woman should have a bit more compassion, how would she feel if it was her mother?"
W.Waugh, Richmond.
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"It is such a loss, God has shat on our heads".
K. O'Neil, Inverness.
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"I am sure the Queen Mum will not let this setback
put an end to her public duties".
N. Wallace, Swansea.
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"I hold Princess Margaret in no small way responsible
for this terrible event"
E. Thompson, West Lothian.
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"Bomb Iraq for us Tony, its the only thing that will
make us feel better"
P.McGregor, Southampton.
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"We must do all we can, send blankets, food parcels,
jumpers, anything to help these brave souls who are
queuing up to walk past her coffin".
R. Thompson, Bath.
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"I have been unable to masturbate for five days, and
will not do so again until her majesty is buried"
E. Gorman, Derbyshire.
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"Good God, who is next, Geri Halliwell?".
R. Combes, Romford.
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"No matter how she felt, no matter the situation, she
always wore a smile. Just like a retard"
G. Hollins, East Sussex.
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"Whichever way you look at it, it just is not as
exciting as Diana".
G.Williams, West Midlands.
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"She was one of us, and by that I don't mean she
perpetrated insurance fraud or lied about expense
claims. She was like us in a good way. God bless you ma'am".
L. Weller, Harlow.
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"If only I could get my hands on that fish bone right
now, you heartless bástard!"
J. Hedges, Cowdenbeath.
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"She had such a difficult life, always battling
against adversity and misfortune. Let us hope that if there
is a next time round she is given a life of privilege and comfort"
T.D.Wainwright, Hastings.