My friend Hector who is an ex-jw had me laughing so hard I started crying when he asked me this question. I was over his house for coffee one day and somehow the subject came up and he said Jehovah has to accept some of the blame for the problems of the world. He said if he were DA he would charge Jehovah with child endangerment and child neglect(killing all of the children in the flood, Sodom and Gommorrah, 42 kids with the bears in the OT) he also said he would charge Jehovah with flip flopping on his own laws such as you can eat meat(after the flood) then certain meats were forbidden(leviticus laws such as rabbit, beef, duck,) then NT said you can eat all meats again. Did Jehovah receive "new light"? We laughed and I would never blaspheme Jehovah or Jesus but for fun if you were DA what charges would you charge Jehovah with?
If you were a District Attorney what charges would you charge Jehovah God with?
by booker-t 8 Replies latest jw friends
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Comatose
Leaving the scene of a crime.
Failure to assist or help.
Manslaughter for allowing deaths that could be prevented. Example - SIDS with newborns. A miracle could keep that innocent baby alive easily.
Murder at the flood.
Animal cruelty.
Arson
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snare&racket
A fake ID... He doesnt exist..
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jwfacts
Genocide, on numerous counts.
The recent series the Bible was horrifying. When I saw the part about Jehovah murdering all the first born Egyptian sons, simply because he wanted the Israelites released from slavery, I was stunned at how I had never fully recognised how barbaric the Bible is. How could it possibly be just for my son to die overnight at the hand of God, because of a decision the Australia Prime Minister had made without my input or even knowledge?
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AndDontCallMeShirley
False advertising
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Tiktaalik
Fraud.
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breakfast of champions
Racketeering!
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transhuman68
Impersonating a deity.
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WTWizard
Extortion as a hate crime, murder and genocide as a hate crime, denying me the opposite sex as a hate crime against my race and people, and whatever else that thing has ever done as a hate crime. And I would make sure the hate crime designation sticks.