by jam 7 Replies latest social humour
Visiting the Casino yesterday with friends, we agree to meet
up for lunch. We are seated in the casino buffet (five folks), one
friend said we must pray first. I thought to my self, are you
serious. What in the hell will you pray for, hitting the jack-pot.
While they were praying I was looking around to see the reaction
of the other folks seated. LOL
I,m sorry, but that got to be last place for God to hear your pray.
I,m sorry, but that got to be last place for God to hear your pray.
Why is that? Do you think the Watchtower are right when they say God hates gambling? Maybe he's actually a big fan, did your friend make any money?
(Assumingly he was praying to thank God for the food rather than to make casino winnings!)
Sorry... It is not the weirdest... Just a reflection on prayer. If you pray not to die, but you die... does that mean The Undertaker was praying harder for new business?
Just my thought whilst going to see my Lawyer today.
Just Lois
I remember as a small kid, praying in a hot dog resturaunt for a guy one booth over to stop smoking, cause it was ruining our meal.
You folks are hilarious!!
superman; "the undertaken was praying harder for new
business", that's funny.
Maybe they were thanking God for the food but they lost their butts.
I'm sure they were also praying for God to help in getting their money
back. It,s funny I didn't pray but I walked away a winner, they prayed
and cried all the way home. LOL
I used to pray while taking a dump. I would say sorry for praying while crapping, but I know you like prayers anytime so please forgive me for crapping but here comes my prayer.
Comatose: That's pretty weird my friend. LOL
lol
i knowz... haha
i had good success praying during sex before too. It was like a mood dampener and helped me take my mind off things if ya know what I mean.
OKAY! That's all for now folks! Goodnight.
