Have you ever seen something that so perfectly describes the situation facing all JW's??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tZar4wRP40
Probe = New Light (+ Memory Wipe)
Abdutees = The Rank & File (Notice the smile)
Employees = Divided Servants
"Officially ignoring you." = Disfellowshipping
Portfolio = More & More spiritual work
Great Leader = I'll let you guess