A guided tour of Heaven

by refiners fire 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    Very trendy and under discussion at the moment...
    The RAELIANS.

    They are much discussed in the media pertaining to cloning.
    Anyway, their founder "Rael" wrote a book called "The Extra terrestrials took me to their planet".
    This appears to be planet "Heaven", and while there Rael is given a guided tour, by, among others...Yahweh!

    On page 200, Yahweh shows, and explains to Rael his collection of "slave robots":

    the servants whom you saw carrying the dishes...as well as the dancers, are only biological robots...they are limited and are absolutely submissive to us. they are also incapable of acting without any order...they...have no pleasure, except the one their specialization requires...they come out of the apparatus ready for function. they only know one thing, to obey men and Elohim...

    pretty soon Raels favourite subject is raised.Specifically, the subject of humpy hump...
    Yahweh continues:

    men who desire to have one or more companions...can have one or more absolutely submissive female biological robots to whom the machine gives the exact physical appearance desired...the machine which produces these robots gives the entity the exact physical appearance and specialization desired...we can submit a picture of someone on earth we admired...and the machine will produce the exact replica

    Sounds like heaven to me!
    I'll order a Kate Winslet model, circa 1998, but hold the opinions
    thanks. Oh, chuck in a Butalbee model for fun too.
    Lol Rael.

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    page 210.
    After being taken about by Yahweh, and introduced to Jesus and Buddha, Rael is taken to view the machine that manufactures Sex robots:

    "Would you like some female companions"? asked the robot.
    "Come, you will make your choice"....I found myself transported...a luminous cube appeared in front of me...When I had settled down a magnificent young brunette, with marvellous proportions,appeared three dimensionally within the cube....My robot asked if she pleased me, or if I would like to have her shape altered or her face modified.
    I told him that I found her perfect.

    to cut a long story short, Rael is then shown a blonde, a redhead, a "magnificent black woman' and two orientals.
    He couldnt choose which he wanted!
    Fortunately his robot companion understood his connundrum, and so:

    A few minutes later I was back in my residence with my six companions. There I had the most unforgettable bath I have ever had...

    I bet!

  • singsongboi
    singsongboi

    would they make a guy for me?????

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    huhn.
    why, for some reason, i assumed you were a guy, singsong.
    or ARE you???
    Lol.

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