Well! What a treat!took my daughters to see The Scorpion King tonight;A truly crap film,but boy oh boy, what a body that man has!(glances at snoring,open-mouthed,dribbling husband)Perhaps if I got out the bicycle pump and a little oil.......
The Scorpion King-yum,yum
by termite 35 9 Replies latest social entertainment
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LB
I must be getting simple minded. I enjoyed the heck out of this movie. The long battle scene at the end was way overdone, but it was entertaining.
Speaking on behalf of snoring,open-mouthed,dribbling husbands everywhere let me just say this.
Step away from the pump......
Move forward with the oils.....
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termite 35
But was'nt it too much fighting and not enough story???Nice camel though,He rode it beautifully!
Does it matter if it's cooking oil-it's all i've got?I'll have to strain it first...hang on while I pick the bits out...
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Preston
About the snoring,open-mouthed,dribbling husband...Please send pictures ASAP! (Preston dreamily closes eyes and sighs with satisfaction)
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LB
too much fighting and not enough story
I didn't expect any story at all to begin with. It's a kids movie and it will do great at the box office I bet. My wife even enjoyed it.
Ummm, after reading about that lady biting her hubbys thingy after getting splashed with cooking oil, I'm not sure that cooking oil is sexy any more.
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think41self
I saw it today with my 15 year old son, we both enjoyed it. Yes, it was corny, but I like corny sometimes If you saw The Mummy and its sequel, then you know what kind of movie to expect. It was entertaining, had good action scenes, and there was enough eye candy for me and my son.
think41self
She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome
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termite 35
LB I read it too,brings tears to the eyes just thinking about it!
Preston;believe me, you do NOT want to see THIS...!!! (that arm of yours(?!)is rather impressive)
Think; Is your son ok?!I should check on him if I were you,he's 15 for gods' sake ,you'll KILL him!!!!!
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Reborn2002
GOOD MOVIE.
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Simon
I doubt it will be as good as The Mummy ... no Racheal Weis (hmm)
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Pardus
I thought it was a good movie but it could have had more dialogue and humor in it along with the fight scenes. If you have seen any of the Rock's interviews in the WWF you would know how funny he can be.