I'M I A FALSE PROPHET?

by new boy 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • new boy
    new boy

    last WEEK I know you all thought I said "something big" was going to happen this weekend.

    But let us look at this. Could something BIG have happen, and we just didn't know it?

    Or maybe we should look at the greek word for big. Which is "BIGUS" which translated from the oldest manuscripts [dated 1453 B.C.] can mean----- and we must stress that this only a possability, is used denoting big or large, But and we MUST "say" but, the hebrew manuscripts on the other hand dated with in that same time frame translated the word to mean "small" or "NOT large." Yes even tiny some times. and YES, this is the latest information from the faithful class as we understand it today.{WT 10/01/1914 p.4 par,4 1/2}

    So what am I saying? If some of you drew, and we must say some of you, not all but only some came to the wrong conclusions, from my statments, and maybe sold your homes and didn't get an education, because of statments. TOUGH!!! I will never say I'm wrong--NEVER!

    But what I will say is this.

    "the light was gotten brighter."------take it or leave it!

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    That's the spirit!

    Who among us can say that something REALLY BIG did NOT happen in the INVISIBLE SPIRIT REALM? Perhaps Jesus just had his office spiritually wallpapered in preparation for his reign over the Earth, which will begin REAL SOON NOW...

    Weren't these events (whatever they were) foreshadowed by somebody's goat? OF COURSE THEY WERE!!!

    "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!

    Practice makes perfect!

    To be a Professional Prophet, you must learn to deny that you have ever made a mistake and get on with BUSINESS.

    You too can be a prophet of the Most High God!

    I still want to follow you if franchises are available.

  • COMF
    COMF

    If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking til you do succeed.

    Ah, love! could you and I with Him conspire
    To grasp this sorry scheme of things entire,
    Would not we shatter it to bits--and then
    Re-mould it nearer to the heart's desire!

  • rmayer32
    rmayer32

    LOL.. With that attitude they might vote you into the GB one day!

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Is this "biggus" the same "biggus" as we find in the name "Biggus Dickus"?

    Englishman.

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek
    Is this "biggus" the same "biggus" as we find in the name "Biggus Dickus"?

    Welease Woger!

    --
    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. - Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

  • lauralisa
    lauralisa

    Nathan wrote:

    Who among us can say that something REALLY BIG did NOT happen in the INVISIBLE SPIRIT REALM?
    Shrewd and discreet individuals will wait and see what happens in 1,290 days as well as 1,335 days from new boy's date, screen through all assemblies and/or conventions that occur on THOSE days, and then we'll know what REALLY happened. Huh?

    LMAO, lauralisa

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