Twenty things that make Irish Women Superior, according to Catydid, The Third Person of the Trinity of my Cult (TheTRueReb and Myself being the other two persons of said trinity). This was taken from a chat in Yahoo a few weeks ago.
1... We are prettier.
2... We have Balls.
3... We can cook like nobody else.
4... We tolerate our [irish] men and their idiocy better than any woman.
5... If I tried, me like most Irish, can drink most of you non Irish men under the table.
6... We have pride in ourselves that few women have, being that most women are fucked in the head, because they try to be feminine. We are feminine naturally, so we dont need to work on our femininity, thus we can put our efforts into better things.
7... We stand our ground.
8... But at the same time accept anothers conflicting view.
9... We dont take shit in the way most women do,meaning most women say 'I dont take shit' yet are manipulated. We just simply refuse to be manipulated, we do as we wish.
10... We have a sex drive that is not a vulgar drive, not skanky, just natural.
11... We are more artistically enclined.
12... Being called a bitch doesnt affect me. [Said because someone in the chat room had just called her a bitch]
13... We will call you on your pretentious bullshit games.
14... Not afraid of anything but losing face.
15... We're happy goddamnit and fuck you all that prefer doom and gloom.
16...The Stuff I was pming you about our adaptability as a race hygh. [We had a conversation the day before about the fact that many Irish are Bi-Polar, and intensely so. So much in fact that sometimes, oftimes, we experience multiple emotions all at once, anger, sadness, joy, and so forth. We can one moment be fighting in the streets and the next moment sharing a Guinness...We can one moment be arguing, the next tussling together in bed. Most people lose their cool over major things and have difficulty reacting. We lose our cool over the petty things, but when a disaster hits, we are able to calmly find a solution]
17... We say Fuck God.We are chosen because we say so. Who else but the Irish can make something be so,just by brute force of strength of will. [In response to a Jewish woman's claim that the Jews, not the Irish are superior, because God made them superior. But the topic was not why Irish women are superior, but what things they are superior in]
18... We are spritely creatures, given to whims and impulse, which makes us by far, more interesting and entertaining than any other.
19... We put up with people far inferior to us, and take it in stride, unlike the germans who were snobs.
20... We can name 20 more reasons if need be!
Let's see, three wives, seven concubines, nine slave girls, and twenty-seven black nazi female body guards. I've only got forty-five women to go and my cult is complete