If you think life is bad.....
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> How would you like to be an egg?
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> You only get laid once.
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> You only get eaten once.
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> It takes four minutes to get hard.
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> Only two minutes to get soft.
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> You share your box with 11 other guys
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> But worst of all..
> the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!
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> So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!
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> Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay,
> I mean day!!!!!
Which came first?
by SixofNine 7 Replies latest social humour
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SixofNine
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bitter mango
hehehe thanks sixy :o)!
let me dream inside you
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butalbee
lol.
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Elsewhere
Damn it!!! Now I have an image in my head of my mom sitting on my face!! [Cringe]
"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
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SixofNine
It's not too late to edit that post, Elsewhere
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Elsewhere
I stand by my Cringe!
"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
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peaceloveharmony
hehehe too funny six :)
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simplesally
With the right person and a damn good lay, it wouldn't be all that bad!