by Elsewhere 9 Replies latest jw friends
Here is a crazy site that is trying to shut down the Landover Baptist web site. I can't help but wonder if it is a joke.
http://207.67.219.101/objective/index.html
FYI: Landover is located at: www.landoverbaptist.com
"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
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That site is serious in its intent, although Landover is clearly a parody. This anti-Landover movement has been in the works for a while, and thay have managed to cause them some legal grief as well. I would think that God would be powerful enough to take care of this himself if he was that upset about it.
That's a joke. At least, if it isn't, it's incredibly funny. But i'm thinking it is.
Note the banner ad at the bottom. (paraphrased: click on the link below to visit other good christian websites... and nothing is listed).
I should have read more before I decided it was serious. It is apparently another parody, but far more subtle than Landover.
I consider myself a Christian but...I must say that the Landover website does a fine job of poking fun at the corrupt and non scriptural ways of alot of the traditional Christian churches.
Lizard
I'm still trying to nail it down as a joke. If it's not, it's scary. Touches a lot of nerves - censorware, America as a Christian nation (as opposed to a secular one), and so on. But this got me to laugh, even if it wasn't supposed to:
Any message you read claiming to be from Jim Carlson or any other OBJECTIVE: Ministries member that contains vulgarities, sexual innuendo, bad poetry, or other un-Christian sentiments is to be considered a FRAUD and ignored.The juxtaposition in bold made me laugh. It is startling how blatantly people are told to ignore anything that makes the teller look bad - the Watchtower is much more subtle about ingraining this sort of thinking.
Hahahahahahahaha, that's brilliant!!!!!!
It was a joke! And you fell for it like the fascists you are! - Rick - The Young Ones
I've been goin to the Landover Baptist site for years and I love it. I will have to email them a donation if they are gettin too much flack. Dirty bastards
Let's see, three wives, seven concubines, nine slave girls, and twenty-seven black nazi female body guards. I've only got forty-five women to go and my cult is complete
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Hygh,
I'm most partial to Sister Taffy and Betty Bowers; worlds most perfect Christians. Judy O' Christian is a peach too, don't cha think? By the way, I receive the newsletter via email; you got to see what they are saying about the catholic priest pedophiles...not pretty hygh, not pretty at all!
muhhhhhhhhhhhhh(xoxoxoxox)
If man was supposedly created in gods image, then.....holy krap...we're all doomed.-sKallyWagger
“What a blessing such integrity keepers are to the congregation!”(5/15/02 WT magazine, pg. 27)
smooooooooooches turls. No I dont get their newsletter but I have buzzed to their sites on occasion. I do not spend a lot of time on religious sites. I am content to create my own system. But the comical ones are neat on occasion
Let's see, three wives, seven concubines, nine slave girls, and twenty-seven black nazi female body guards. I've only got forty-five women to go and my cult is complete
