Mystery solved

by RedhorseWoman 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • RedhorseWoman
    RedhorseWoman

    For those of you who have been pondering the meaning of MDS's prophecies, I feel I have finally deduced the answer.

    MDS has become a Catholic, and he is planning to usurp the position of Pope in the Fall of 2001.

    Think about it. The Pope is old, and rumors have it that his health is not all that great. The number of Catholics is somewhere around 200 million (isn't that the number of the Gentiles MDS has spoken about so frequently?)

    It all fits.

  • Kismet
    Kismet

    Pope Pious MDS ... hmm or should that be Pope self righteously pious MDS...

    You could be right RWH, but ever since his arrival here I always thought his name sound more like a STD or a feminine protection product rather than a new saviour... but hey that's just one man's opinion...

    Kismet

  • waiting
    waiting

    Hey Kis,

    Having been a catholic, I believe MDS's official title would be Pope MDS I. "Pious" is already up to around the tenth one so far.

    Red and I already discussed FDS Feminine Hygiene Spray, deeply. It's still available in the usa - in several "spring" fragrances. One spiff - fresh all day. Unlike the WTBTS FDS - must partake on a regular mind-boggling schedule to be continually spiffed.

    Of course, MDS might like spiffing. Care to ask him? He doesn't like me.

    waiting

  • claudia
    claudia

    Kismet, dont you mean FDS = Femnine Deodorant Spray?

  • Kismet
    Kismet

    Ladies ladies...you presume too much upon me.

    I know not all the products available, it was just simply that MDS SOUNDS like such a product. I am not fluent in the brand names.

    I can live without such knowledge. :)

    kismet

  • Roamingfeline
    Roamingfeline
    I can live without such knowledge. :)

    Yes, we know you CAN live without such knowlegde.. but do you want to? I mean doesn't your equiring mind want to know?

    RCat

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