Governing Body Get A Collective Hard On Over Being A Faithful Slave Starts Beating Fellow Slaves Then Starts Eating And Drinking With Confirmed Drunkard Of Christendom, Making Jehovah Sad :(

by frankiespeakin 3 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    These guys read this parable got all excited! and thought they were this mysterious slave, in can what only or almost only be discribed as a sexual frenzy, got all horny and touchy with some of their fellow slaves as they called them, for refussing their advances. Seeing that the master was delaying and being in a fustrated rebuffed mood they started eating and drinking with loose women/men, even got in bed with them fighting tax laws in the state of california. Finally the ficticious master returned at an hour they least expected in the form of lawsuits over child molestation cases and the slave was then assigned to join the rest of the hypocrites in weeping and nashing their teeth over a going bankrupt due to bad business decisions because they thought unrealistic thoughts till the end comes.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP8OZTlXB3w

  • Laika
    Laika

    Have you been drinking mate?

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    No not a drop just some cannabis. Anyway thats my remake of the F&DS parable with poetic license.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    The Governing Body is really quite naughty

    As for a slave, they are extraordinarilyy haughty

    They read an old story about a master and a slave

    With their many false assumption great authority to them it gave

    Now the slave has become a master because master couldn't stay

    Ordering all the other slaves around with the crumbly bread they give for pay

    They can't say it enough, and always insisting : 'It's spiritual food' they'd clamor!

    Drumming it in our minds just l a jack hammer

    Don't piss us off because you will make Jehovah very very sad

    And we can take away all your friends if we think that you are bad

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