These guys read this parable got all excited! and thought they were this mysterious slave, in can what only or almost only be discribed as a sexual frenzy, got all horny and touchy with some of their fellow slaves as they called them, for refussing their advances. Seeing that the master was delaying and being in a fustrated rebuffed mood they started eating and drinking with loose women/men, even got in bed with them fighting tax laws in the state of california. Finally the ficticious master returned at an hour they least expected in the form of lawsuits over child molestation cases and the slave was then assigned to join the rest of the hypocrites in weeping and nashing their teeth over a going bankrupt due to bad business decisions because they thought unrealistic thoughts till the end comes.
Governing Body Get A Collective Hard On Over Being A Faithful Slave Starts Beating Fellow Slaves Then Starts Eating And Drinking With Confirmed Drunkard Of Christendom, Making Jehovah Sad :(
by frankiespeakin 3 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Laika
Have you been drinking mate?
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frankiespeakin
No not a drop just some cannabis. Anyway thats my remake of the F&DS parable with poetic license.
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frankiespeakin
The Governing Body is really quite naughty
As for a slave, they are extraordinarilyy haughty
They read an old story about a master and a slave
With their many false assumption great authority to them it gave
Now the slave has become a master because master couldn't stay
Ordering all the other slaves around with the crumbly bread they give for pay
They can't say it enough, and always insisting : 'It's spiritual food' they'd clamor!
Drumming it in our minds just l a jack hammer
Don't piss us off because you will make Jehovah very very sad
And we can take away all your friends if we think that you are bad