I hear there's a position open at the Shriner's Hospital in the circumcision ward. The job announcement lists under "fringe benefits", "....you can keep all the tips... and a chance to get ahead".
caveman
Job Hunting?
by Carmel 5 Replies latest jw friends
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ballistic
But if you miss, you get the sack.
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Carmel
...awh nuts!
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gsx1138
at least they won't give you the shaft.
Dear Lord, please save me from your followers.
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moman
Tough to get a RAISE though!
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D8TA
Hey, I heard Dr. RICHARD CRANIUM HEADS that department. Didn't he always use to PRICK his finger on the NEEDLE? Terrible golfer, had a SLICE with every STROKE...never got his BALLS outta the sand traps. Kept babbeling about his pet MONKEY too, and would SPANK IT when it was bad. Ah well, poor guy, he was addicted to WOODY-WOOD-PECKER cartoons as well. Last I heard, he changed his last name to JOHNSON. But that was a SSSH...LONG time ago anyways. Didn't his wife work in the local University? Studying various ONE EYED WORMS species, I believe? Or was that the morgue..tending to STIFFIES.
And by the way...is my new signature coming thru?
D8TA