Hubby just sent me a text letting me know he was going to take his sister home after going out in service. Last time he did this a couple weeks ago (see my post "elder and pioneer wife just showed up") he knew they were on their way but didn't tell me. If they show up again I plan to answer the door naked holding a vibrater and informing them that my hubby isn't home and I was just about to put in some porn and masterbate. You are welcome to come in and video me masterbating so you can zoom in and out from different areas that way I wont have to set the tripod up. I really do hope they show up today.
My way of getting rid of pioneers
by KariOtt 8 Replies latest jw friends
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AlphaMan
Sounds like a good day to work your street and make an RV.
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KariOtt
No one showed up. Dad gum it.
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AlphaMan
I'm sorry.....I got talked into manning a literature cart at a cemetery.
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Phizzy
I might just have rejoined the JW's and called on your door if you had given me a bit more time to get organized.
I had some really exciting experiences in F.S, but not quite up to your standard.
You do realise that they will just judge you according to their views, and run off "disgusted" if you do as you say in the O.P, but, boy, would it be funny !!!
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KariOtt
I'm ready for them to show up any time. The way my driveway located, I can see them before they see me. That way I'll have my cloths off before they get out of their car. Vibrater is easy to get to. Even if all they want is to use my bathroom. They can piss their panties for all I care. I don't care if another tornado is on their ass. No shelter at my house. I can't wait to watch them speed out of my driveway.I want it known that when my hubby is not home that they are not welcome. I told hubby what I plan to do. I don't think he believes me.
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dazed but not confused
LOL!!!!! I'd like to see that! and shake your hand...
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rebel8
I put on some haunted house music, put a drip of ketchup at the corner of my mouth, and was planning to tell them the spirits told me to invite them in for a sacred ceremony. They skipped my house.
I've always wanted to get a bucket full of fake snakes, start wailing, "Praise the Lord", and begin handling the snakes.
Once when I asked a dub politely and firmly to stop witnessing, I gave a final warning and she continued. So I started babbling 'in tongues', rolled my eyes back in my forehead, and let myself drool. Freaked her the hell out. She still thinks I'm demonized.
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Hortensia
Funny stuff. I can never think of things like that, and anyway no JW ever knocks on my door. Darnit! Some good ideas here.
