MY HUSBAND IS 65 YEARS OLD AND LOVES TO FISH. HE WAS SITTING IN HIS
BOAT THE OTHER DAY WHEN HE HEARD A VOICE SAY, "PICK ME UP."
HE LOOKED AROUND AND COULD NOT SEE ANY ONE. HE THOUGHT HE WAS
DREAMING WHEN HE HEARD THE VOICE AGAIN, "PICK ME UP!" HE LOOKED
IN THE WATER AND THERE, FLOATING ON THE TOP, WAS A FROG. MY
HUSBAND SAID "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME"?
THE FROG SAID, "YES, I'M TALKING TO YOU. PICK ME UP AND KISS ME AND
I'll TURN INTO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN AND
WILL GIVE YOU THE MOST WONDERFUl SEXUAL PLEASURES THAT YOU
HAVE EVER DREAMED OF."
MY HUSBAND LOOKED AT THE FROG FOR A SHORT TIME AND THEN
REACHED OVER AND PICKED IT UP CAREFULLY, PLACING IT IN HIS FRONT
BREAST POCKET.
THEN THE FROG SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS? DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I
SAID? I SAID KISS ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE BEST YOU'VE EVER HAD.
HE OPENED HIS POCKET, LOOKED AT THE FROG AND SAID, "AT MY AGE I'D
RATHER HAVE A TALKING FROG.