by metatron 7 Replies latest jw friends
http://www.businessinsider.com/this-clam-was-alive-for-more-than-500-years-2013-11
I wish some enlightened billionaire would fund more studies of these "ageless animals". Evolution could tell us how to stop aging almost completely. The knowledge is out there, in their biochemistry. Most of them (or all, if you count tortoises) are aquatic. There's a clue there, somewhere.
metatron
It must be a very wise clam. Will it divulge the secret, or will it clam up?
S
Sorry
does it have pearls of wisdom for us?
S
Only if you shell out....
O clam of wisdom O clam of the sea
What pearls of wisdom do you have for me
please spit them out one by one
like a spray that shoots from a water gun
tell me what is really true
do we all live in a crazy zoo
but you just sit there like a clam
cause you don't really give a damn
but they killed it...
And on a beach somewhere they held a huge clambake and those who partook of the salty flesh mixed with the red sauce were suddenly raptured off the earth into a huge spaceship. They sat transfixed before the mother clam who displayed the pearl of wisdom before them and sent them back to their people with a mysterious message.
