When this guy calls his boss to tell him he’s running a little late, he witnesses a car accident and begins the best play-by-play commentary you’ll ever hear.
http://95rockfm.com/best-voicemail-giving-play-by-play-of-car-accident/
How to use a Bible - among other things.........
by cantleave 6 Replies latest social humour
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Phizzy
That was hillarious !! you gotta have the hard-back version of the Bible though, the new NWT softie will just be no good in this kind of emergency.
No good for anything in fact.
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KateWild
Typical sterotype old ladies. They are foolhardy, good on 'em I say. Thanks for that
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KateWild
Bumped to share with more posters. I thought it was great Kate xx
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tornapart
I remember this one from a few years ago... glad to see it's still out there!! Absolutely hilarious!! Thanks Cantleave for a great laugh again! :D
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fulltimestudent
They say, that the old-fashioned ultra-thin paper in many bibles was great for roll-your-owns!
Knew a guy once that was half-way through one of those small pocket bibles, and he reckoned it was perfect for that purpose.
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Hortensia
doorstop, fire-starter, compost (pages only, not the cover), use several as weights to hold down the plastic over your garden this winter, papier-mache, booster seat (those great big "family bibles"), emergency tp, insulation (soak them in boric acid first and let them dry to make them fire-proof), gosh there are thousands of uses for bibles. Just don't try to live by the ancient myths written inside.