by bboyneko 8 Replies latest jw friends
Hey all,
I was reading some shtuff on history and it sez that forks were not widely used until 1750 because the religious said that 'if god wanted us to use forks he would not have given us fingers'
SO is it true that the fork was brought upon mankind to make them stumble and draw away from god by insulting him by using forks and not fingers?
It's all part of Satan's clever ruse to make us believe he doesn't exist.
"Blame it on the forks" we cry, not realising that the Father of the Fork is slipping the knife into God's true Organisation. We must heed the warnings of the Faithful and Discreet Slave, for spoon it will be too late.
Expatbrit
SPOOOON!!!
Yes isn't that funny, the church banned forks.
It is really strange what the church used to call heritical. Just to suggest that the earth was not the center of the universe was heritical, the way you had sex had to be strictly man on top facing each other (you could be burned at the stake for doing it doggie style). Midwives were torchered as witches and often burned at the stake, just for being a woman that delivered babies. Strange stuff these organised beliefs, LOL.
Seedy
Hell, If God wanted fibreglass boats he would have made fibreglass trees! or aluminum for that matter...
carmel
Actually the real tool of the devil is the SPORK. Now a person doesn't have to decide what utensil to use when eating "Chunky Soup".
I always wanted to see a Chunky Soup commercial where Luke Skywalker was trying to make up his mind whether to use a fork or a spoon.... and then to hear Darth Vader's voice saying "Use the Fork, Luke!"
heh heh
Love, Scully
..said 'if god wanted us to use forks he would not have given us fingers'
lol, i thought only i used that line (especially when my mom catches me eating with my fingeeees)
when you blow out like a dead star it reminds me how uniform your beautiful is
And if you think forks threw a monkeywrench into the Church, you would really get a kick out of their reaction to the number zero. That really kicked them in the ass.
The Church actually tried to suppress the concept of zero, and I think a few people were actually burned at the stake because of it.
Ya just gotta love those fun-seeking kidders in the Church, dontcha? If JWs could get away with it they'd be lighting up the night sky with the flaming bodies of apostates.
Francois
So that's why the Devil has a fork in his tail!
Anyway, you gotta use a fork 'cus:
http://www.picturetrail.com/viewPic/9317216
Tut, I'm getting sick of photo storage sites changing the rules so jpgs can't be linked to directly, this is the fifth site that's done that to me this year.
Oh, and I also understand that buttons were once a no-no too. Apparently buttons are only used by sexually promiscuous folks! Imagine what they’d make of zippers!
