LOCAL KINGDOM HALL

by badboy 5 Replies latest jw friends

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  badboy

  Last sunday there were no cars in the KH carpark,wonder why, usually jam packed!

  Perhaps they worked that it was demon possessed as mentioned on one of my previous posts(I am still having bad luck,funny experience since touching their railings.)

  I was talking to one of two local council canditates who came round and I mentioned that vehicles whizz up and down our cul-de-sac, and one mentioned she lived virtually next to the KH and mentioned the JWs speed up/down her cul-de-sac formula 1 style racing.
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  2SYN

  It's a well known fact that no Witness worth their salt stays in the KH longer than the required 15 minutes for "wholesome association". In fact, they watch the clock like hobos watch a liquor store giving away free booze, just waiting for that second hand to strike 12 so they can whizz out of the Hall at roughly Mach 5 and all try to get out of the small gate (big enough for only one car) at the same time.

  "Until they become conscious, they will never rebel. Until they rebel, they will never become conscious." - George Orwell
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  Reborn2002

  Thats nothing.

  In America, there are two times of year when the brothers either DONT SHOW UP or leave WITHIN 5 minutes of closing prayer. They are:

  1. NFL Football Season (Think about it foreigners, Sunday games)

  and

  2. NBA Playoff Season (games are on Sundays)

  Anyone else familiar with this?

  It is not religious persecution for an informed person to expose publicly a certain religion as being false, thus allowing persons to see the difference between false religion and true religion.
  WT 11/15/1963 page 688 paragraph 3
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  teenyuck

  I know my mother was at the ASSEMBLY last week...depending where you are, that could be a cause.
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  2SYN

  Didn't think about THAT...

  "Until they become conscious, they will never rebel. Until they rebel, they will never become conscious." - George Orwell
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  badboy

  Possibly it was Assembly talk,only their meeting is about 9.30 as I walk to church past their kingdom Hall.